This is something for fun. But there is a deal of truth here too. 
As it says, us Seniors have been around the Block, Enjoy your selves. Life really can be fun you know. Don’t let too much seriousness get in your way. Take the blessings you are given daily and enjoy a smile with friends.
The $2.99 Special Breakfast.
If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you deal with seniors, this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet……..God willing, someday you will be……
The 2.99 Special
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the ‘seniors’ special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.
‘Sounds good,’ my wife said. ‘But I don’t want the eggs..’
‘Then, I’ll have to charge you $3.49 because you’re ordering a la carte,’ the waitress warned her.
‘You mean I’d have to pay for not taking the eggs?’ my wife asked incredulously.
‘YES!’ stated the waitress.
‘I’ll take the special then,’ my wife said..
‘How do you want your eggs?’ the waitress asked.
‘Raw and in the shell,’ my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.
DON’T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
WE’VE been around the block more than once!
Send this to the Seniors in your life. I’m sure they’ll appreciate it!
Even non-seniors will appreciate it!
